Hey all
The Gala Dinner on Saturday was great! The food was nice, and I felt that the whole choir (including me) sang like angels!!! The suit was a bit tight and scratchy though(must have ate too much).
Today, Ziying said something funny, "'I believe I can fly.' - famous last words."
Anyway, it's time for...............
What's HOT: 3 New Movies
1. $$$, Pay Your $
2. The Treasury
3. Indiana Jones and the Pot of Irish/ Fool's/ Rusty Gold
Coming soon in theatres.
Tickets are selling at $100, with a mega discount of 80% if you are in class 1I3!
So buy now! (Buy, or you die)
CJ
Treasurer cum Loanshark
Prison Diaries
Day 1 (11 March 2009)
"I don't wanna go..." everyone cried as they were drag into the deepest chamber of HELL. Yes, its the one and only: Sec 1 Annual Camp!
Sitting on the grass, eating horrible food, sliding into the milo(mud) pool... its a living hell man!
Day 2 Blood lay everywhere. The Sarimbun Challenge was a nightmare, especially that Jungle Trail where we faced of a pack of canibals, Red Indians and mosquitoes the size of cows. There were also many deadly traps.
At night, we had to dance the chicken dance around the great campfire, just to entertain those demonic trainers. Some people were chosen, via The Lottery, to be burned alive.
Day 3With large trash bags in one hand, we proceded to pick up all litter, which included the corpses of our dear friends. Others had to clean all the blood stains away, so that there will be no evidence of what happened here.
Finally, we went home at noon.
Yo guys,
Overall, the camp was not that bad(although the milo pool is the worst activity there). Many of the meals consisted of my favourites - chicken wings and nuggets. The trainers were nice and the campfire was kinda awesome. :)
Of course, this can still be a scare idea for Halloween.
CJ: Hey guys, teacher said that we will be going back to that Sarimbun Camp!
All: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ
Hi All
As you guys know, I got 2nd in ANGLES and got into the finals of 3NGLES.
So, who liked my speech on SEX Ed?
After ANGLES, many people repeated one of my lines "They are just too young" whenever they saw me. Yes, the whole purpose of my speech is for you guys to remeber this phrase, but saying it over and over again makes it lose its meaning and it's really, really annoying :(
Of course, a few of you have created some funny/ sick stuff from the speech.
E.g. From Matthew Peter Chin - Sperm, eggs, penis, vagina: these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidntally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: sex education. Boom! Thus the power slut girls were born, using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup has dedicated their lives to serve, as prostitutes!
*Ahem* The following is a conversation between Darrel and me.
Darrel: Hey CJ, you have to interact with girls for 3NGLES, right?
Me: Yeah, so?
D: Oh, soooo: Chun Ji san wa flirto experto des(CJ is a flirt expert in part Jap).
M: Huh? ... Heh, wait a minute......
*CJ chases Darrel*
Later...
D: Hey CJ, when are you going to invite me to your wedding with that Nanyang girl?
*The chase continues*
Haha, really funny Darrel.
So, wish me luck for 3NGLES Finals!
CJ
Yo
So, who can guess my idol(sort of)? I hope its very obvious. My idol is ...... GARFIELD!!!!
And a thousand hell dollars to the dumbdumb who could not guess it (what are you, blind?!?)!
Yes, it's that
fat cat you see in the Life! comic section everday in The Straits Times Newspaper. Right now, I'll do a comparative study between garfield and me.
Difference: He is a cat. I'm human.
Similarties: About everything else.
Of course, there are other small and insignificant differences, such as:
1. He has 6 chins. I only have 2(don't worry; I'm making my way up).
2. He does not mind being called fat. I do.
Anyway, I would love to try out some of his habits (putting lagsania between 2 slices of pizza, kicking my brother out of bed etc). Hehehehe :)
So that's about all.
CJ
A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, CJ created a blog...
*Star Wars Theme Music*
Yes, I know that everyone knows how to create a blog, but let me share my experience.
CJ clicks on Internet icon. Computer hangs. CJ takes out the 2-ton hammer...
CJ turns on laptop(Xu Yi's). Clicks on Internet icon. Xu Yi snatches laptop away. CJ takes out knife and fork...
CJ burps. Turns on school computer. CJ picks his teeth. Computer hangs. CJ puts on Sumo suit...
As you can see, it did not start off pretty well, mostly because I'm not IT savy. However, I do think that barbecued/ grilled/ marinated/ smoked Xu Yi is delicious to eat.
Darth CJ is forced to make a choice...
Well, it was the choice of the blogskin: cool or funny. I chose funny (hope it is though).
Darth CJ whips out his lightsaber and rolls into battle...
The blog address was also hard to decide. Of course, since my blogskin is funny, my blog URL should be cool. But for people like Justin, please don't "xiang
wai"!
CJ
Hi guys
Ok, I that I'm posting my 1st blog entry kinda late, but ... still, I'm posting!
Anyways, I'm going to catch up on whatever happened in these past few weeks. Wish me luck!
Blogging spree, here I come (as you know, I am going to roll there, not run)!
CJ
