Name: Wong Chun Jie
Age: Old enough to go to Zouk and play at the playground
Birthday: What, are you gonna give me cake?
School: The school with lots of ghost stories
Email: don't have
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Although it still seems so far away, but... the June holidays are coming!
Let's interview some people to see what they are going to do during the holidays:
CJ: I'm going to count the all the money that I embezzled... I mean, collected in the class fund. Q: Will any of the money go to charity? CJ: Charity?! Bah! Humbug! The money is all mine I tell you, MINE!
Garfield: Well, like during the rest of the year, I'll sleep. And eat. And possibly kick Odie off the table a few times. And gain weight.
So, what will you do this holiday?
CJ
♥ Mother's Day
Yo people
Mother's Day is here! Have you wished your mother a Happy Mother's Day?
Anyway, here's... What's Hot!
Here are some "perfect" gifts for your beloved mother:
1. 1 ticket to Mexico (if she asks where is the return ticket, tell her that she would be quarentined for so long that she won't need one)
2. a 2-day-2-night stay at Hotel 81 (she will get the thrill of her life) Btw, have you seen their new advertisement?
3. a caked, baked by yours truly (ingredients:coke, pepsi, yogurt, raw meat, Hersheys chocolate sauce, castor oil, flour, ecstasy, ostrich egg shells, worms handphone and Dad)
So there you have it! Email me the present of your choice, prices will be negotiated and it will be delivered straight to your doorstep!
CJ
♥ H1N1
Hey guys,
You know, I found that those two days where we needed to have visual screening was really annoying. Yah, I know it necessary because of that stupid virus... but still, it was irritating.
And moreover, gate 4 was locked even after school! Most of the students use that gate to leave school. Besides, it is not as though the virus won't be able to enter, right? Anyway, kudos to those monkeys who/which climbed over the gates (Thank God that none of them were no girls in Hwa Chong, or else when they climb over the gates, we boys may just get a spectacular sight).
The temperature checks were perfectly fine with me (take up lesson time whatttttt!!)The class learned something very important from those exercises:
1. Wei Ren is the hottest guy in class! *Girls start chasing after him, and Wei Ren had no choice but to run, becoming even hotter)
2. Adrian is the coolest guy in class! (He isn't scared of girls, because before they reach him, they turn into ice)
Poor Wei Ren! It has now shifted to the yellow code and we can once again be less strict about such things (unless of course, you have not paid me...)
CJ
♥ Animal Farm
Well, we were suppose to write something about animal farm ...
*This is an interview with Garfield on his views of Animal Farm*
CJ: Tell me, who do you admire the most?
Garfield: Of course it's Napoleon! He took over the whole farm, controlling it and ate lots of food that the farm produced without doing any of the work! I wonder how I could do that to John and Odie...
CJ: So, you would do exactly what Napoleon did if you were in his place?
G: Hmmmm, that's a toughie. I don't have much leadership as Napoleon, and I'm not as cruel as him... but I have Squealer! He spread a lot of propaganda, through his ways of manipulation!I would still chasethat Snowball out, but I don't think I would execute those animals. It was pretty horrible, unless, of course, the chickens were slaughtered and roasted for me to eat ...*stomache rumbles*
CJ: My next question is...
Garfield: Oh yah, one more thing, I won't mate with any of the sows. Girls...blah!
CJ: I thought you have a girlfriend?
G: Nah, I dumped her long ago. Look kid, I gotta go. My lunch is here.
♥ Alumnus Concert
Yo guys,
Okay, I know that I have not been posting for a veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long time, but, here I go!
Right after the SYF, I thought I could relax, being free of all EP3 events, and have time to study for the upcoming tests... then Ms Siew (the teacher in charge of choir) came and slap me. "Don't dream lah boy, you still got the Alumnus Concert you know?"
What?!?!? A Concert, right in the middle of the exams? Having no choice, poor Wei Yang and I dragged ourselves away from Exam land and back to LT2 to practise the songs(which one do you think is worse?).
The Alumnus Concert, held on 10th May (Sat), mainly comprised of old people singing oldies and 山歌s(by the way, if Mdm. Lim knew chinese, I bet that she would be very eager to get tickets). Most of the songs were actually quite wierd. Then there was the HCJC choir, who got Gold With Honours for SYF. They sang quite well, especially the 2nd song. The last but not least is... *drumrolls*... us! the HC choir! With our angelic voices, we sang 华岗情 and Yagi Bushi (ironically, we only got a Silver for SYF).
This coming Thursday, we will be treated to dinner at Yan Palace, with lots of tasty food (ha! Garfield is getting jealous =) )That's all folks!
CJ
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WOOHOOO. Scary........ LOL. Part 3 here :D
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This is part 2 haha.
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Yo guys! This is the first part of Garfield's Halloween Adventure. LOL there is a song inside too (:
