Well, we were suppose to write something about animal farm ...
*This is an interview with Garfield on his views of Animal Farm*
CJ: Tell me, who do you admire the most?
Garfield: Of course it's Napoleon! He took over the whole farm, controlling it and ate lots of food that the farm produced without doing any of the work! I wonder how I could do that to John and Odie...
CJ: So, you would do exactly what Napoleon did if you were in his place?
G: Hmmmm, that's a toughie. I don't have much leadership as Napoleon, and I'm not as cruel as him... but I have Squealer! He spread a lot of propaganda, through his ways of manipulation!I would still chasethat Snowball out, but I don't think I would execute those animals. It was pretty horrible, unless, of course, the chickens were slaughtered and roasted for me to eat ...*stomache rumbles*
CJ: My next question is...
Garfield: Oh yah, one more thing, I won't mate with any of the sows. Girls...blah!
CJ: I thought you have a girlfriend?
G: Nah, I dumped her long ago. Look kid, I gotta go. My lunch is here.
